Colby...The interview

So Colby....

Where are you from?
---"The streets of Memphis"
Potholes or newly paved?
----"Potholes. Those streets were devastated"
Favorite Color
--- "Orange" no, "Burnt Sienna"
Whats your favorite thing to do?
----"Train-Hopping"
Why are you here at Caliente?
---"Seriously? ummmm...destiny. I came here to talk to a guy, and left with a job."
Chicken or steak?
--- "Pork"
Salsa?
--- "Spicy Senorita"
Quesadilla or Burrito?
--- "Taco, Crunchy"
Do you know you have black bean in your teeth?
--- "No"
Pandora station you wish we played more of?
---"Tim Fite...or you can put 'The Zany Tunes of...'"
Describe your haircut.
---"A lazy mohawk"
Do you Guac-and-roll?
---"In the words of that great pitcher of goodness Mr. Kool-Aid himself...'Oh Yeahhhhhhh!!!!'"

Thank you Colby, now go wash dishes.